Post by Majin Kaza on Mar 24, 2021 10:16:59 GMT -5
Kaza let out a long-winded yawn, exiting a lonesome convenience store in the middle of nowhere. She carried with her at least seven plastic bags filled to the brim with sweets, soda, and all sorts of junk food. Although she may or may not have 'accidentally' knocked the clerk out cold when he tried to reprimand her for 'shoplifting'. Kaza didn't quite understand what he was talking about. Why did she need to lift the shop? In her confused annoyance, she threw a can of bean soup at the cashier. He hadn't gotten up since.
Oh well!
''Check it out, Erebos!'' Kaza triumphantly shouted, flexing her massive haul of groceries. ''What'd I tell you? Getting these gross-eries is easy as pie.'' She cracked a proud grin as she walked over to her lifelong buddy, setting the goods down on the concrete below.
''What'd you say we needed again? Sunscreen? Yeah I kinda forgot.'' Was it sunscreen? Kaza couldn't remember. What'd Erebos need sunscreen for, anyway? ''Oh, oh! But look what I did get!'' Kaza began digging through the bags, pulling out at least thirteen different types of chocolate bars. Caramel, salted caramel...A whole lot of caramel.
Suddenly, Kaza perked up. Her eyes intensified as she stood to her full height in an instant, alarmed by...Something.
She sniffed the air once and hesitated, then sniffed again.
''...Do you smell that?'' She looked to Erebos with a difficullt expression. Kaza continued to sniff the air, her face slowly contorting into one of absolute, pure disgust. ''What IS that?!'' Kaza let out in shock, feeling her stomach turn.
An ungodly smell wafted around in their surroundings, coming from somewhere. It smelled like what she imagined the darkest corners of the Demon Realm did, but somehow a hundred times worse and more pungent. ''Eeewww it smells like rotting fruit and old people...!!'' She whined loudly, pulling on Erebos' sleeve to make sure she wasn't the only one that picked it up.
''Can we go look for whatever it is and beat the snot out of it...?''
Kaza's PL: 5,000
KP: 6/6
MP: 0/6
Damage: 0/300
Tags: Erebos Darastras