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Post by Chancellor Cheri on Apr 15, 2021 22:41:30 GMT -5
Cheri had been looking through the list of warriors who’d signed up for the Tenka'ichi Budōkai. She had previously chosen one name on it, though it wasn’t her ‘choosing’ so much as her random number generator doing it for her, and investigating that name with the full power of her superior tuffle technology (and some quick internet searches). The random number had pulled up… Parker Bomba? Was that even a name?
Cheri gave the name a few searches, looking through some basic satellite imaging associated with those words together, looking for any internet accounts made under that name, identifying purchases, looking through security camera footage, space agency spaceship data and just about anything else she could hack her way into. And then, after having filtered all of everything she could find through a rather elegant, rather powerful algorithm to determine likely locations and likely times when this ‘Parker Bomba’ would be at those locations… oho, much of it seemed to be going to or from the Kaiju Jungle. Indeed, by extrapolating movement paths, and triangulating between multiple different directions, she could find a likely spot and, then, with some quick manual satellite image searching… Eureka! There it was, nestled in the Kaiju Jungle: a spaceship. A spaceship that, looking through past satellite imaging, had not been there long, popping up around the same time as Parker started getting referenced. This was it, with a high degree of certainty.
With how clever Cheri was feeling after figuring that out, it was balanced out exactly with how miserable she was feeling as she moved through the Kaiju Jungle. If it were any more humid, it’d be a lake. If these trees were any more dense, they’d be a solid block. If these dinosaurs were any more terrifying, though, it still wouldn’t even remotely begin to approach the saibaterrors Cheri was used to, so at least there was that. She had her scouter at the ready, ready to take down or investigate anything new, as she drew closer and closer to the ship’s location.
Cheri gave the name a few searches, looking through some basic satellite imaging associated with those words together, looking for any internet accounts made under that name, identifying purchases, looking through security camera footage, space agency spaceship data and just about anything else she could hack her way into. And then, after having filtered all of everything she could find through a rather elegant, rather powerful algorithm to determine likely locations and likely times when this ‘Parker Bomba’ would be at those locations… oho, much of it seemed to be going to or from the Kaiju Jungle. Indeed, by extrapolating movement paths, and triangulating between multiple different directions, she could find a likely spot and, then, with some quick manual satellite image searching… Eureka! There it was, nestled in the Kaiju Jungle: a spaceship. A spaceship that, looking through past satellite imaging, had not been there long, popping up around the same time as Parker started getting referenced. This was it, with a high degree of certainty.
With how clever Cheri was feeling after figuring that out, it was balanced out exactly with how miserable she was feeling as she moved through the Kaiju Jungle. If it were any more humid, it’d be a lake. If these trees were any more dense, they’d be a solid block. If these dinosaurs were any more terrifying, though, it still wouldn’t even remotely begin to approach the saibaterrors Cheri was used to, so at least there was that. She had her scouter at the ready, ready to take down or investigate anything new, as she drew closer and closer to the ship’s location.
Entering with 32,000PL, a Scouter and Weights.
Items (3/7): Sparking Water, Healthy Bean, Energy Drink
