Post by Majin Laezi on Apr 4, 2024 16:06:52 GMT -5
"THERE!" Laezi grunted, dusting her hands clean! She stood atop the unconscious head of a once REALLY ANGRY dinosaur, it's eyes rolling around in it's sockets as if each were tracking a buzzing fly! "You get a BIG nap-time, giant lizard!" With the titanic creature stunned, Laezi took this opportunity to use it's back as a slide, slipping down it's spine before jumping off the tip of it's tail and completing a front-flip... only to land hard on her rear!
"OOF! Owwww..." Laezi grunted, rubbing the back of her head and looking back at the dinosaur. "...Stupid big lizard..." Pushing herself back to her feet, the Majin began to wander around Paozu, trying to remember WHAT she was even here for before she was attacked. For some reason... she just... couldn't... think of it...! Laezi decided to sit herself down and close her eyes, determined to rediscover her purpose here! Takind a deep breath and letting it out slowly, the Majin focused... and focused... AND FOCUSED... until SOMETHING played before her closed eyes. Something to do with an egg... yes... She could see it in her mind, vaguely... A BIG egg in a pile of leaves and sticks and stuff and.... wait... what was this feeling, this... rumbling in her stomach... it was quite uncomfortable she was... hungry...? The sight and feeling combined into ONE in the Majin's mind as she put two-and-two together, her eyes snapping open as she realized...
"AWWWH! BIG LIZARD STOMPED MY BREAKFAAAAAAAST!" Laezi WHINED loudly, clutching the sides of her head in exasperation! She remembered it ALL now! She had come here looking for a BIG EGG to cook, found one, only to be attacked by that giant lizard! She had RAN from it, hoping to get away... only... the chase became FUN after a while! She had turned it into a game, guiding the beast towards MANY of the giant mountains that stuck out around here and tricked it into RAMMING it's head into them!
BAM!
BAM!
BAM!
Anyone walking by could see sizable indents where the reptile had headbutted solid stone! ...A testament to the hardheadedness of primordial reptilians, it seemed!
...Laezi also remembered a sickeningly yet CRUNCHING sound behind her as the beast SMASHED through the debris the egg was sitting in, the Majin's heart sinking as she wandered back to where this all started. Indeed, there it was, yolk seeping into the ground, was her egg, shell shattered and the tasty, runny bits disappearing between the brush.
"My breakfaaaaaast..." Leazi whimpered, dropping onto her hands and knees beside the egg, reaching for it with a shaky hand. "I'm so huuuuuungryyyyyyy..."
WC: 439
PL: 24,000
HP: -/310% (Perpetual Regeneration)
KP: 6/6
MP: 0/6
Traits: Candy Beam, Perpetual Regeneration, Absorption, Quick Learner, Raw Talent
HP: -/310% (Perpetual Regeneration)
KP: 6/6
MP: 0/6
Traits: Candy Beam, Perpetual Regeneration, Absorption, Quick Learner, Raw Talent