Banana Pendulum

Bansho had indeed been chasing the mint colored Majin for one specific reason: the necklaces of banana power or whatever they were supposed to be. As a matter of fact, most monkeys that he tried whispering this fact to, because supposedly Bansho could communicate with actual primates, would just laugh at him and start petting him almost in mockery, not understanding that there was indeed such an artifact; a yellow colored and banana shaped one at that. After consuming it Bansho uh, well he had no idea if anything had changed about him, maybe he became even far more of a genius than what he was not already or maybe it simply sated his curiosity.

While waiting at the door, the bored looking primate suddenly perked up with both his eyes turning over and over, left and right, up and below, but he could not find a speaker or something that would actually emit any sound... this left him quite perplexed but it was not long until suddenly the creature's shadow dawned on him and the monkey man made sure to dodge just in time not to be accidentally crushed by the familiar figure.

"Yeah! I am Bansho, the monkey man!"

King, soon maybe? Hehehe, who could tell. Anyhow, the monkey pointed at himself when she apparently accused him oh so blatantly of having eaten her artifact, which was true but he was not sure why she took it like it was a personal big deal.

"Mmmh yeah! That is me. Bansho."

He commented right back at her, before she suddenly asked what he had to say for himself. Wheels, gears and wires turned around in Bansho's head, trying to search for the most polite and yet honest thing to say that would hopefully get him closer to his goal.

"Well, green colored girl, I do indeed want another necklace please. I am hungry."

He said with the tip of his tongue exposing itself and his hands forth almost as if asking her to just toss a banana necklace his way.

WC: 341
Total WC: 631

Bansho well, uh, of course he was pleased? He was monkey. Eating fruit was what he was supposed to do- it was just mother nature, so he did not know whatever this foul creature was accusing him of... rather he was in the right! He always was, certainly, that was one of the best things about Bansho. Still, he looked over her and just kind shrugged his shoulders.

"UHH, yes! I am quite pleased, but I could climb a higher tree if you gave me another one of those pleeeasee."

He smiled and then apparently she even refused him outright which made him of course talk back, leaning forward with a frown and a conceited "Yuh-uh!", an exclamation of pure assertion of power, before suddenly she just kind of demanded a reason out of him. He did not even know her name, for some reason, he did not know why she was making it such a big deal. But apparently the whole planet belonged to her? He did not remember this bit, but respect? Ehhhhh.

"Listen here- I am the handsome monkey, one day to be Monkey King, Bansho! So I do not go and beg anyone for anything, Jee Ai Een Ex, okay???"

He said with arms folded over his arms before he pointed a finger at himself and smirked proudly.

"My powers have only been doubling since we have last met, you know? I even absolutely killed and shredded my first enemy! With a little more time, you would rather have me as an ally than an enemy trust me! At best, if you want respect, this is my highest show of respect, so welcome it!"

Bansho fumbled around his robes, obviously looking for something he had stored somewhere in some inside pocket and eventually he did- a banana fresh off Earth, all for Jinx to enjoy if she accepted it.

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Total WC: 926

Handsome- pushing it?! How dare she! To think that one could possibly argue the pure beauty in Bansho's form was something beyond heretic, perhaps even a blasphemy of sorts. And while of course he was soon to fight her over this, soon she corrected herself (at least to his understanding) and said that he was a handful.

"Yes, you are right. Hand'some' is not enough to describe how cool I am- Hand'ful' is more like that! Yes, a hand full of coolness!"

Blegh, to think Jinx's powers were tripling. This was bullcrap. Then his powers would have had to go even further beyond, something that was past the triple, yes, uh. What was after three again? He could not remember, but nevertheless she actually accepted and hold and behold- indeed, the necklace was finally within his grasp now. Finally. Banana necklace.

Bansho took it and looked over the necklace shortly. He looked at her, confused when he said to just swallow it- it was not how food worked, though. What sorcery was she talking about? Well, he did not care, so he just opened his mouth wide and dropped the necklace. It fell through and he gulped, and thus the monkey simply stayed silent.

"LET EVERYTHING GO- RIP, TEAR, KILL!!"

Suddenly a headache and his eyes, already fiery as they were- turned crimson instead while saliva and foam came out of his mount, his claws growing and planting into his head while he tried to hold back an urge worthy of a true beast. His head continued clapping, while he simply bespoke senseless words.

"RIP, TEAR... KILL!!"

Soon the shaking of his body became unbearable but that was exactly when suddenly his brain turned off for a moment, almost as if rebooting, and his eyes just became spent until he started blinking again. He regained a normal posture and looked down at his hand, wiping away the saliva and the foam off his lips. While he frowned and looked at Jinx.

"Alright, witch, what did you just give me?"

WC: 339
Total WC: 1265