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Post by Captain Salvo on Jan 2, 2024 19:10:11 GMT -5
| SALVO'S PL: 492,000 |
| PL MULTIPLIERS: Choice Spirit (x6) |
Salvo was mad!
She needed something to destroy!
Namek was a planet full of losers!
They worshipped a statue of a snake!
That statue was going down!
Thus was the thought process of the Heran as she made a beeline for the Namekian-covered planet, intent on inflicting some pain and destruction on the people who'd done nothing but annoy her during her previous time on the planet. She'd been to Namek twice before - the first time, she had been prevented from pillaging by some annoyingly powerful heroes, and the second time, she had been prevented from pillaging by the rules of the tournament, but this time? Nothing would stop her.
The skies above the Shrine of Porunga darkened as Salvo's massive pirate ship descended from the heavens of space, and, not more than a few moments after it had appeared, a burning blue comet hurtled down towards the planet. It smashed into the ground, cratering several feet deep into the soil of Namek, and once the smoke and dust had settled, a very aggressive looking Salvo emerged from the crater, a flintlock in one hand and a cutlass in the other.
Frightened Namekian pilgrims and worshippers who had come to offer their respects to the shrine scurried away from the pirate Heran, who mostly paid them no mind as she marched onwards toward the statue of Porunga. As it came into view, Salvo cocked her head back and snarled at the blasted thing. Namek really was a disgrace of a planet if some stone effigy of a snake was what all these slug people looked to as their God. They'd be better off with statues of Salvo everywhere, she mused - at least she was real.
"Time fer a bit 'a demolition!" she proudly declared as she cocked her pistol and pointed it up at the statue. Now, should she blow off the dragon's head first, or start with his tail...?
