Post by Mister Steel on Sept 8, 2022 16:11:25 GMT -5
The glittering, bright city of Lux hosted a population well into the millions. Konatsians labored here, as did members of various species from around the galaxy. Saiyans, Herans, Earthlings, Fauxbians, and uncounted other races worked, lived, died, suffered, and partied in and around the buildings that rivaled mountains in height. By sheer numbers, one was guaranteed to find people with any particular set of skills. Computer engineering, spacecraft design, artisanal ice-cream making, and professional fighting.
In a small club situated in a grand skyscraper that thankfully had a glorfing chamber, glorf being a type of expelled waste that few species around the galaxy produced, a pair of Egges (who did have to glorf on occasion) sat in a private room. They'd posted ads around the planet's local networks, searching for fighters that would be willing to take on the Unbreakable Mister Steel in an exhibition match, scheduled to be broadcast live across the galaxy. Earthlings and Konatsians would get to see the fight free and without advertising blocks... but all over the galaxy, advertisers selling tourism packages or Konatsian-related products would get their merchandise jammed down the throats of the consumers. Unless viewers were willing to spring for Pay-Per-View packages that would let them skip out on the ads.
The possible revenue streams were boggling, and a cheap buzzword campaign on social media with some bot-based attention on Steel's streams and videos were sure to get plenty of people paying and watching. HumDee and DumDee, his new talent agents, just needed someone suitable for Steel's caliber of power.
"Next!"
"But I'm a pro, I can give ya a great show!"
"With a power level of 400?"
"You gotta have jelly-for-brains for us to put you in with Steel."
"SO NEXT!"
HumDee rubbed between his beady eyes with his fingers, while DumDee adjusted the fancy suit he was wearing. The strange, jelly-like alien oozed out of the private room, sniffling and trying not to weep at the open racism he'd just experienced.
"Ugh, we shoulda put in a minimum Power Level on the ads."
"Yes, yes we should've."
"Oh damn, I'm starting to TALK like the hairy bastard. I need to zone out more when he starts lecturing on the dialectic and political demonstrations."
"Or when he blabbers on about workout routines. Ugh."
In a small club situated in a grand skyscraper that thankfully had a glorfing chamber, glorf being a type of expelled waste that few species around the galaxy produced, a pair of Egges (who did have to glorf on occasion) sat in a private room. They'd posted ads around the planet's local networks, searching for fighters that would be willing to take on the Unbreakable Mister Steel in an exhibition match, scheduled to be broadcast live across the galaxy. Earthlings and Konatsians would get to see the fight free and without advertising blocks... but all over the galaxy, advertisers selling tourism packages or Konatsian-related products would get their merchandise jammed down the throats of the consumers. Unless viewers were willing to spring for Pay-Per-View packages that would let them skip out on the ads.
The possible revenue streams were boggling, and a cheap buzzword campaign on social media with some bot-based attention on Steel's streams and videos were sure to get plenty of people paying and watching. HumDee and DumDee, his new talent agents, just needed someone suitable for Steel's caliber of power.
"Next!"
"But I'm a pro, I can give ya a great show!"
"With a power level of 400?"
"You gotta have jelly-for-brains for us to put you in with Steel."
"SO NEXT!"
HumDee rubbed between his beady eyes with his fingers, while DumDee adjusted the fancy suit he was wearing. The strange, jelly-like alien oozed out of the private room, sniffling and trying not to weep at the open racism he'd just experienced.
"Ugh, we shoulda put in a minimum Power Level on the ads."
"Yes, yes we should've."
"Oh damn, I'm starting to TALK like the hairy bastard. I need to zone out more when he starts lecturing on the dialectic and political demonstrations."
"Or when he blabbers on about workout routines. Ugh."
HumDee and DumDee are taking auditions and portfolios from audacious and powerful fighters! Come one, come all!
Items Used in Thread: SCOUTER
HumDee PL: 5
DumDee PL: 5
WC: 382