A Rampage of Superheroics! The Mighty Hero Kazam Appears!

Just in the nick of time, Russ had arrived! Quite the stylish entrance, Tysco would easily give it a solid rating of eight out of eight. Strange, but it is what it is. Russ contacted Tysco on his arrival, of course, and while his Saiyan friend was handling things outside, Tysco kept an eye on Gordo, who, miraculously, wasn’t entirely rattled and in agony! Tysco turned his head completely backwards like an owl, extending it upwards to peek out of the window to see what was happening. Tysco’s head twirled back into facing forward and he spoke to Gordo. “Uuuunfortunately, no.” Tysco said bluntly, obvious annoyance in his voice. He had to tell Gordo the truth of the matter, otherwise he would disrespect both Gordo and Zam if he lied on the Majin’s behalf regarding the pepper prank. “They were normal donuts. That’s the thing... See, he kept interrogating and pressuring Zam about some vigilante hero rumor- you know, the ‘Big Blue’ rumor. Then that guy said something that got Zam mad enough to magically put pepper on his donuts... Now we’re here.”

Tysco frowned. “I’m sure it’s pretty obvious, but Zam is the source of the ‘Big Blue’ rumor. He’s... really bad at that whole comic book superhero secret identity thing.” Tysco put his hands together and in front of his face as if to ask Gordo for forgiveness on Zam’s behalf. “I think Zam is a good fella though, his heart is in the right place, he immediately tried to fight that guy off once he saw him throw you. Sure, he’s a bit clumsy and anxious and nervous, but please don’t be too hard on him?” Of course, Tysco knew that any consequence was to be delivered at Gordo’s discretion. Either way, Gordo’s health was important to Tysco too, and that ambulance he called just a moment ago would arrive soon. “I called an ambulance for you, just in case. They’ll take care of you, I’ll take care of your shop.” Tysco said with determination. He then telepathically contacted Russ again, explaining that Gordo was still kicking.

Still, since he was wanting to keep tabs on the kerfuffle outside, Tysco gently opened a window to see Zam in his hero attire trying to be a grown up about the whole ordeal. Of course, the Heran wasn’t having a bar of it. Tysco rolled his eyes as he was addressed by the Heran in passing. They chose violence, and a consequence of that is people tend to step in, not Tysco’s problem in the least. “Whaaaaatever. I’m just waiting on medical help, so you can relax.”