Post by Baq on Jun 15, 2022 17:27:13 GMT -5
POWER LEVEL: 8,000
"HELLO!" Baq knocked on the side of King's Castle, duped by tourist brochures to believe this was Earth's seat of absolute power. "H-HELLO!" she knocked again, rapping knuckles on the centennial wood. Little did she know that the old gate lead nowhere, behind it was a simple wall of bricks. One that Baq could perhaps find pretty for its musty ruin, but not terribly useful for world conquering.
Ah, of course, she was here to conquer Earth. It was full of lovely people, her reign would be beneficial to their development! And how fair and kind would her rule be! Except, of course, to the wicked. Upon them she would rain frogs and slugs and whatever else was thought as disgusting in these modern times, for she was just and they were not.
"ANYONE HOME?" her knocks turned to jostling, careful for someone who never had fought for real. Would she have to fight the king-president? She hoped not. Not that the kai would be able recognize the guy (she thought it was a guy, at least); the planet was just teeming with mortals hundreds of times her strength and their leader could very well be one too... It was obvious that to take over she would have to really lean in on the omnipotent and all-loving god bit (never fails), tug at the heartstrings of the good-obsessed. Those would more easily oath their destinies away than the evil-obsessed! Soon they would DANCE like PUPPETS to her tune.
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Effrontery, Chutzpah, Audacity, Nerve
Effrontery, Chutzpah, Audacity, Nerve