Post by K500 on Apr 2, 2021 16:04:56 GMT -5
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Ping pong, named thusly for the sound the ball made on the rackets, was a curious export from Earth that resonated deeply with the saiyan spirit of competition without risking the health of the players as much as fighting. Depending on skill the matches could last under two minutes, making it perfect for the overworked soldiers and menials of Vegeta. Those who had the time and dedication to master the ostensible sport often enjoyed the admiration and envy of their peers, and that was also part of its appeal. What better way to establish dominance than by unsubtly implying one had the skill and time to even master such a deceptively earthling pastime? Leave saibahunting to the old folk, the new generation was all about hunching around a table and beating a small ball at lightspeed! The saiyan quirk was that matches often left the equipment cratered and unusable, so it was custom for players to bring their own steel and rubber rackets, while the club took care of the table and netting. The fad was very, very profitable.
K4 understood the psychological side of the 'sport'. He wanted to loom over his opponent as more than machine, his gimmick was that he collected the rackets of those he beat. Infamous, his afternoon-long career peaked just moments ago. He was the new champion of Rotfang Arcade, and to celebrate the start of his reign he pinned the fourteen rackets he had claimed on a corkboard.
"Not bad, not bad." he gloated to no one in particular. He looked like a torso propped up on metal bone, so thin were his limbs, their augments taken away. His bubble tea was just bubbles, sickly sweet cranberry that popped just wonderfully against his teeth. "Who's next?" he called to mob around him. Some bore casts and ligaments from being hit by stray balls, and K4 felt bad for them. Really.