Post by Majin Laezi on Apr 22, 2024 17:39:04 GMT -5
PL: 24,000
HP: -/310% (Perpetual Regeneration)
KP: 6/6
MP: 0/6
Traits: Candy Beam, Perpetual Regeneration, Absorption, Quick Learner, Raw Talent
HP: -/310% (Perpetual Regeneration)
KP: 6/6
MP: 0/6
Traits: Candy Beam, Perpetual Regeneration, Absorption, Quick Learner, Raw Talent
Laezi sat amongst a field of bodies, their forms sprawled out around her like flower-pedals with her in the center. THEY WEREN'T DEAD, DON'T GET YOUR PANTS IN A BUNCH! Just taking a little nappy-nap, that was all!
See, Laezi was wandering through the dinosaur-infested forests looking for her dinner. She wanted eggs and only the dinosaurs grow the best eggs! Grow, because as Laezi understood it, only these LARGE REPTILES could make eggs the size of the Majin herself appear in their nests! She had no idea how they did it! She would lay around the nest for DAYS sometimes, waiting for the eggs to sprout but none would come! Dinosaurs would just get up one day and... POOF! They were there, as if it was the most mundane thing in the world!
HOW DID THEY DO THAT, Laezi wondered, staring at the egg! SHE HAD TO KNOW! ...Later. Right noooow... as the Majin raised her fist over her head, ready to crack open the rock-hard shell, the clacking of gun-cocks could be heard throughout the brush! The Majin, recognizing that these were neither natural, NOR COMFORTING noises, paused in her efforts, her hand frozen above her head, her silver eyes flicking around as dozens of people stepped out of the brush with GUNS in hand! They came in all colors and sizes, some just barely taller than Laezi herself, OTHERS nearly scraping the base of the canopy with their scalp... or seemed like it. Besides their weapons ALL BEING POINTED AT HER, there were only two things the Majin saw in common between them: They were all pretty mean and tough-looking, leering daggers at the little Majin... and that they all had this funny little star-badge on their right breast reading "Wildlife Protection."
"See, what'd I tell ya?" One of them barked, smugness dripping from his voice. "Told ya the little tyke'd come back!" He racked his rifle, the sunshine glinting off his black-lensed glasses.
"Yeeeup... seems like it." Another snorted, leveling his rifle at Laezi. "...An' a Majin to boot. Ya didn't mention that, though."
"Awh, Saiyans, Majins, Arcosians... They're all messin' with our planet, killin' our dinos! I swear, they get worse EVERY DAY!"
"Yeeeup... seems like it." Another snorted, leveling his rifle at Laezi. "...An' a Majin to boot. Ya didn't mention that, though."
"Awh, Saiyans, Majins, Arcosians... They're all messin' with our planet, killin' our dinos! I swear, they get worse EVERY DAY!"
Laezi looked between the two as they talked, utterly confused as to WHAT was going on. The others among them remained silent, staring at the little blue Majin as if she were some kind of alien invader! Very slowly, Laezi began to lower her fist, only for the two arguing men to WHIP AROUND and jab their guns at her!
"WHUP! YOU KEEP THAT ARM THERE UP, MISSY!" The glasses-one demanded! "WE DON'T WANT NO RESISTANCE FROM YOU!"
"YEAH!" The other agreed! "YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW BY TAKIN' THAT EGG! Y'ALL ALIENS ARE ALWAYS TAKING EGGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU-"
"I'm hungry." Laezi mumbled, frowning. "Go away."
"'SCUSE ME!? WHY I AUGHTA- WAAAAAGH!" The glasses man suddenly FLEW BACK, an imprint of Laezi's boot compressed into his chest! He SLAMMED against the face of a trunk before bouncing RIGHT OFF and falling to the ground, unconscious.
"CLEM! WHY YOU-GUUUAGH!" The other arguing man raised his gun... and kept raising it as Laezi PUSHED it up to the sky, the Majin then SHOOTING UP a boot to drive the toe of it up between his legs! The man buckled instantly. In a flurry of movement, Laezi dismantled the ambush-team, all the while cradling her egg to her chest! By the time she was done, a dozen once-angry men lay strewn about around the Majin, defeated, battered... but alive. Some might currently wish they weren't... but Laezi wasn't a monster. They'd heal! ...Probably.
"MMMMMMMM!" Laezi hummed hungrily, turning away from the scene and refocusing on her egg! "My egg! You won't be crushed like that last one, noooooooo siiiiir!"
WC: 636