Post by The Senator on Mar 4, 2024 11:39:13 GMT -5
The Earth Defense Agency
The (Un)Official protective organization founded by Senator Tux Jersey to act as the right hand of his campaign of justice through unending restorative violence
Current Base of Operations: None
The (Un)Official protective organization founded by Senator Tux Jersey to act as the right hand of his campaign of justice through unending restorative violence
Current Base of Operations: None
Have you ever wondered why the Earth is seemingly always under constant threats of attacks? The reigning answer on most people's minds would be simple. 'The Earth is a hotbed of growth' or 'The Earth is centralized to the galaxy for trade so it makes sense that bad individuals would be drawn to it'. But the Senator disagrees. He's seen what comes from large swathes of conflicts through expense reports and it's obvious that the real problem is in the ragtag excuse they call 'Heroes' tasked personally with defending the planet from whatever conflicts they choose. But don't just take the Senator's personal opinions and propaganda as proof! The EDA has hundreds of (totally not doctored) footage reels showing the countless attacks from various angles and detailed commentary on how they went wrong by the Senator himself!
The Senator has chosen to come out of his well-deserved retirement to express his own dismay by gathering up his wealth to bankroll the development of a proper, militaristically ran post-governmental combat organization and company that hires, trains, and organizes squads of properly tasked fighters who are willing to live, fight, and die in the righteous fight against any evil or would-be evil that might attempt to upend the status quo of their beautiful planet.
Everyone of Earth birth, citizenship, or raising is permitted to join the ranks of the Earth Defense Agency without any issues or requirements due to their inherent connection to the Earth and their likelihood to want to defend it being greater than extraterrestrials. Non-Earth citizens are permitted entry after filling out a basic form that details whether or not if you've committed atrocities against the Earth or killed an Earthling before and after personally fighting the Senator himself in one-on-one combat, if they survive his wrath they can be allowed to become a perfectly accepted member of the great EDA. All extraterrestrials who pass the trials to join the EDA are considered by the Senator and all members of the EDA as genuine Earthlings through and through due to their willingness to join the good fight and go through hell to save humanity and all other species from every threat foreign and domestic.
Membership and Ranking
The authority of the Earth Defense Agency is run on a strict hierarchy that follows the 'strongest enforce the best' rule. While most government facilities require elections or appointment, rank through effort, there is no such boundaries in the EDA. Your rank is entirely determined by your detectable Power Level gauged every time you complete a mission or protect the Earth during a critical incident. The ranks are automatic, with your rank rising or falling depending on circumstances, and those of lower ranks adhering to the hierarchy by listening to their superiors while keeping autonomy to their actions. There are no enforced demands, every member is an equal, but those of lower strength are advised to take heed of warnings from stronger members to maximize the amount of suppressive force they can exude on the opponent to minimized the damage during a conflict. The ranks are as follows:
The Senator: The Senator
This rank is self-explanatory, it is held exclusively by the Senator Tux Jersey as the founder of the company aspect and the sole owner of it. This rank is not affiliated with the combative side of the organization, but can be passed onto a chosen successor in the organization to have them run the company as he would should something happen, such as his untimely death or the destruction of the Earth.
Rank #1: None Yet
100,000 PL+
This rank is the highest available rank, and those achieving super-tier powers that are normally heavily monitored by the government. These are the most elite and powerful of the EDA, and have achieved greatness beyond measure. They can be allowed to continue to run a squad or multiple squads, but oftentimes are found alone as solo fighters. Their authority is absolute.
Rank #2: None Yet
75,000 PL - 99,000 PL
The second highest rank, these are some of the best fighters the Earth can provide without delving into extremely high power tiers. These soldiers and fighters are among the best in their schools or martial arts, have excelled in many fights and missions, and often share the wounds with the Earth from these encounters. These leaders often run squads on their own, or begin their solo careers should they desire to.
Rank #3: None Yet
50,000 PL - 74,000 PL
The middle tier of ranks, these are the sergeants of the EDA who express their might by leading squads of trained combatants to run crowd control on weaker enemies during large fights and battles, or overwhelming force towards villains through numerous attacks or protective techniques.
Rank #4: None Yet
25,000 PL - 49,000 PL
The rank and file soldier of the EDA, these fighters are mixed into squads to best use their abilities in large groups so they can overwhelm or outnumber enemy troops with sheer firepower and force. These fighters are the up and coming numbers in the group and are treated as full fledged members of the EDA without measure.
Rank #5: None Yet
No PL - 24,000 PL
Trainees without a proper rank due to their lower strength numbers. These soldiers in training are not expected to do too much during great times of strife but are known to be exceptionally brave and valiant (possibly due to their inability to gauge how dangerous situations can be), and they are protected by a training officer during real conflicts and battles who teaches them in a real situation how to best defend the Earth and use their abilities. These trainees are assigned someone of Rank #4 or higher to train them until they are powerful enough to call themselves Rank #4.
Questions and Answers Section
Due to people being concerned by the sudden rise of a weird paramiliary organization designed to turn the once-feared superhumans into a proper anti-evil fighting force, the Senator haspermitted accepted numerous questions from the local population about the organization with answers written by him unaltered by the legal department (much to their own chagrin) that explains perfectly why you should enlist to become part of the EDA.
Due to people being concerned by the sudden rise of a weird paramiliary organization designed to turn the once-feared superhumans into a proper anti-evil fighting force, the Senator has
Q#1: "With the existence of the ever-growing Hero Association, why bother building up an agency like the Earth Defense Agency in the first place? Wont everyone just join the other one?"
Senator: "The Hero Association is nothing but a bunch of wannabe vigilantes parading around like they know how to protect people when they're mostly made up of misfits. Even their own organization is lackluster and I bet they probably don't have any money either. Their only respectable member is the current Kami, who is probably only doing it because there's no superior alternative. We are that superior alternative. Anyone who joins the Hero Association isn't a PATRIOT."
Q#2: "What do you say about the allegations that this organization is just an attempt at you funneling excess government spending into private accounts?"
Senator: "I'd prompty beat the accuser into submission for daring to lie about such an unpatriotic thing. I don't use this to funnel the yearly spending into my bank accounts. That's what the pot-hole repair service fund is for. Why do you think we invented flying cars? Because the pot-holes aren't actually being filled. THINK HARDER NEXT TIME."
Q#3: "Do you actually think you could beat any of the recent enemies that threatened the Earth?"
Senator: "Do I personally think I could win? Solo? Probably not. But, with enough bodies thrown at the fire, eventually the smoke will stop coming. If I have to send a million people to die to literally DROWN the enemy in their blood, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for safety and security. If we all work together, less people have to die to save the rest from tyranny."
Q#4: "Is life on Earth even worth living?"
Senator: "A life without being the bulwark of safety against oncoming threats is a miserable one. Become the reason aliens fear coming to the Earth to attack. We will make every other planet shake in their boots at the thought of invading this beautiful rock in space. Our ROCK IS THE BEST DAMN IT."
Q#5: "Are you sure you're not going to try and use this to take over the planet and enforce some kind of tyrannical dictatorship on humanity?"
Senator: "I would NEVER do something so evil and bold. I am a man of honesty and self-respect, and I'd only do what was necessary to keep the Earth safe from all would-be villains who risk the security of our planet. If that villain happens to be whoever ends up as the president, it is our duty to summarily distribute justice like was needed against the Snakes and their monster of a president."
Due to violent outbursts from the Senator after these last questions, no more questions were taken at this time. Any additional questions posed by locals will be added with quotes from our Glorious Leader.