Post by Majin Kaza on Mar 21, 2021 18:04:09 GMT -5
It sure was a coincidence that interesting things tended to happen the moment Kaza got bored; Just like now!
It all happened while she was idly flying out of South City, on her merry way to hunt down Erebos who had totally dipped out on her earlier that day. Definitely not the other way around! Kaza would never get distracted and lose sight of him, that'd be silly. She wasn't dumb. No way!
Questionable short-term memory aside, her eyes were scanning the highway beneath her to keep her mind occupied. Cars zipped and zoomed by, all neatly lined up and abiding the boring rules of 'Ye Olde Traffic'. It was perfectly peaceful and perfectly boring.
But that all changed in the blink of an eye. A bright-red truck brandishing the logo of an Earthen soda company blitzed past a car right as it tried to file in to the left lane. The two bumped into each other, causing them both to tailspin out of control! The truck tipped over with screeching tires as the doors to it's hold swung open. Dozens upon dozens of soda bottles came rolling out of the container and onto the highway as cars began piling up next to the spoils in a conga line of crashes.
''AAAaaaAAAaaAA~!''
Kaza's eyes widened with a childlike twinkle as she shook her fists excitedly. Kaza immediately blitzed down toward the crash site, her eyes laser-focusing on the hundreds of soda bottles that were strewn around. She ignored the building plumes of smoke from the burning cars scattered about and the screams of terrified Earthlings. Some of them were probably dying, or already dead, but...Who cares? She had FREE soda!
''Mine mine mine mine MINE! AAHAHA!'' Kaza laughed triumphantly as she knelt down next to the soda bottles. With a snap of her fingers, she materialized a ridiculously large shopping bag out of thin air and began to put in all of the loot. She breathed rapidly through her frantic chuckling, cupping the bottles under her armpits and hugging them tightly against her chest with a wicked grin.
''Erry's gonna looovee thiiiisss...!!'' She mused to herself.
With the truck driver probably dead, all of this soda was now hers. Finders keepers, right?
...Yep. All hers.
Definitely.
Kaza's PL: 5,000
KP: 6/6
MP: 0/6
Damage: 0/300
Tags: Chromo