Post by Yogu on Mar 6, 2023 18:25:18 GMT -5
Thread PL: 25,000
Items: Capsule Shuttle | Healthy Bean | Energy Drink | Postboy Shirt
Man, it's actually really easy to steal a spaceship. Who woulda thunk it? Yogu didn't even mean to do it! He had just, ya know, casually pocketed some capsules from a nice store in Central City and walked very fast (some would say ran) out the door. Next thing he knew- poof- spaceship. What was he gonna do, give it back? No! He'd always wanted to go to space! See the stars! And what better way to do it than in a luxury capsule shuttle? All he had to do now was figure out where to go. His buddy/boss Dion was on... Kamek? He wasn't finding a planet Kamek anywhere. Ah, well. It didn't take long after for Konats to come into his mind. Despite him being half-konatsian, Yogu knew basically nothing about the place. Other than their love for swords and wizards and that sort of thing. It wasn't a vibe that really meshed well with his earthly sensibilities. Still, he figured he should learn something about his ancestry. When would he get an opportunity to do that again? So without any second thoughts, his little shuttle launched off into space. Leaving what he knew far, far behind.
On the one hand, the trip was incredibly short. On the other, Yogu had no idea what he was doing. He was hurdling through the stars at speeds incomprehensible to his pea brain in a tin sphere. The whole way, a red light flashed on and on, and an alarm blared. "Th-That's fine. I mean, space is huuuuge! I got time." He did not have time. A few minutes ago, Konats was a distant sandy dot. Now he could see the planet's surface in good enough detail to see little ant-sized cities. This scared him, and he floundered around while looking for an emergency brake. Either there weren't emergency brakes for spaceships, or he was too panicked to find one. Finally, in desperate confusion, he just starts punching holes into the control panel and yanking on wires to do something. Then the little tin sphere hits the dunes of Konats and crumples.
Yogu is ejected and skips like a rock across the water over several dunes across the Sahra. He comes to a stop flipping over himself and rolling down a dune to a dip in the endless sand. He flops flat on his back, looking up at an alien sky. Miraculously, he wasn't a fine mist in an explosion. Probably thanks to whatever superhuman durability his Konatsian blood gave him. "Well, that was a wonderful welcome. Feel right at home." He says to himself aloud once air is in his lungs again. Just as the thought of the state of his ship crosses his mind, he hears a loud boom off in the distance, what was probably a classic comically delayed explosion. With the way off his ancestral home likely flaming scrap, he decides that closing his eyes for a rest was best. Hopefully, some strange alien desert monster wouldn't eat him in his sleep. But what the hell would he do if he ran into one anyway?
I am here now!!! what da hell?!
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