Post by seed on Mar 18, 2021 21:40:36 GMT -5
"Ladies and Gentlemen... What would you say is the biggest threat to our people at this moment?"
The elderly tuffle, whose head was notably bigger than most of his fellows, looked over the assembled group of brass, politicians, war-heroes, and people that were invited by said big-wigs, for only a moment. He didn't give anyone a chance to answer his rhetorical question, instead continuing with more of his speech.
"Is it perhaps the Saiyans? Those ape invaders that have conquered a good portion of our planet and halved our population? Is it the Saiba mutants that rule the wastes and destroy all native life? Or is it the Destron remnants and radioactive fallout that keeps us from expanding out of our little corner of our own homeworld?"
The tuffle at the podium looked out again over the assembled audience for just a moment. Then he tapped his foot against the stage he was standing on. At that tap, a trapdoor opened near the podium. Out of it rose a great box covered with a tarp... the box rose... and rose... and rose... until it was over three meters above the surface of the stage. The presenter then rubbed the top of his bald head as he stepped out from behind the podium he was speaking at. Then he looked up to the lighting arrays that were attached to the top of the specially-constructed dome, meant to protect those present from from any Destron gas that might get blown their way.
"I believe it is all of these things, and yet none at once! They are ALL a danger. What use is beating the Saiyans if Planet Plant is left a dead husk? How can we expend resources on the clean-up of these crags while the Saiyans still exist? And what are we to do with the Saiba mutants that will plague us after both of those other worries are dealt with? Well, worry not, for I the brilliant Doctor Peesh have created the solution!"
He then reached for the tarp and TUGGED... However, a corner of the tarp had gotten stuck in the corner of the little upraised platform. And thus, the tarp resisted the pull and simply stretched. Peesh struggled with it for a few moments, grunting and gasping and muttering swear words to himself (while his lapel mic was left on).
"Shall I open the box now, doctor?"
"NO YOU LITTLE! ...No-no, not until I've pulled the tarp off."
"Perhaps if you pulled the tarp in the opposite direction."
"...An excellent suggestion, thank you. LADIES, GENTLEMEN, and everyone else, I present... SEED!"
With that, Peesh tugged the tarp in the opposite direction, revealing a great glass case holding... something. It was three-meter tall monstrosity of grass and vines and mechanical tubes. Red eyes stared from a basic face... and something that seemed like a scouter was attached to its head. Or, rather, seemed to be GROWING from its head. It had a vaguely humanoid shape, and a mouth... but the lips of said mouth didn't move when the thing spoke. Instead, random bits vibrated this way or that.
"Hello everyone."
The thing waved and nodded, then sloooowly pushed open the door to its little glass box. Then, it stepped forward with a light *Thumph-thumph*.
"It is a pleasure to meet you."
The elderly tuffle, whose head was notably bigger than most of his fellows, looked over the assembled group of brass, politicians, war-heroes, and people that were invited by said big-wigs, for only a moment. He didn't give anyone a chance to answer his rhetorical question, instead continuing with more of his speech.
"Is it perhaps the Saiyans? Those ape invaders that have conquered a good portion of our planet and halved our population? Is it the Saiba mutants that rule the wastes and destroy all native life? Or is it the Destron remnants and radioactive fallout that keeps us from expanding out of our little corner of our own homeworld?"
The tuffle at the podium looked out again over the assembled audience for just a moment. Then he tapped his foot against the stage he was standing on. At that tap, a trapdoor opened near the podium. Out of it rose a great box covered with a tarp... the box rose... and rose... and rose... until it was over three meters above the surface of the stage. The presenter then rubbed the top of his bald head as he stepped out from behind the podium he was speaking at. Then he looked up to the lighting arrays that were attached to the top of the specially-constructed dome, meant to protect those present from from any Destron gas that might get blown their way.
"I believe it is all of these things, and yet none at once! They are ALL a danger. What use is beating the Saiyans if Planet Plant is left a dead husk? How can we expend resources on the clean-up of these crags while the Saiyans still exist? And what are we to do with the Saiba mutants that will plague us after both of those other worries are dealt with? Well, worry not, for I the brilliant Doctor Peesh have created the solution!"
He then reached for the tarp and TUGGED... However, a corner of the tarp had gotten stuck in the corner of the little upraised platform. And thus, the tarp resisted the pull and simply stretched. Peesh struggled with it for a few moments, grunting and gasping and muttering swear words to himself (while his lapel mic was left on).
"Shall I open the box now, doctor?"
"NO YOU LITTLE! ...No-no, not until I've pulled the tarp off."
"Perhaps if you pulled the tarp in the opposite direction."
"...An excellent suggestion, thank you. LADIES, GENTLEMEN, and everyone else, I present... SEED!"
With that, Peesh tugged the tarp in the opposite direction, revealing a great glass case holding... something. It was three-meter tall monstrosity of grass and vines and mechanical tubes. Red eyes stared from a basic face... and something that seemed like a scouter was attached to its head. Or, rather, seemed to be GROWING from its head. It had a vaguely humanoid shape, and a mouth... but the lips of said mouth didn't move when the thing spoke. Instead, random bits vibrated this way or that.
"Hello everyone."
The thing waved and nodded, then sloooowly pushed open the door to its little glass box. Then, it stepped forward with a light *Thumph-thumph*.
"It is a pleasure to meet you."