Runaway [OPEN]

Thread PL: 80,000
Items: Badman Shirt | Anniversary Starship

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Yogu was over the Earth. One would likely assume it was because of his embarrassing presidential bid, but his heart was never really in that. It was mostly what his cousin had said on the tv regarding the state of Earth. Things were pretty fucked. That Derry guy seemed to have left quite a mess for Chomei to deal with. In hindsight, Yogu thanked the kais that he never had a real shot at being Earth's leader. He would've handled it a lot worse than the master of the Dragon Dojo was. Which wasn't too good either, judging by the spaceports all being shut down with tough military-looking types everywhere.

Being the cousin of the president made wanton violence and petty crime a lot more complicated. That was okay, though. He had a space pod stashed somewhere out in the Rocky North. Hopping on that spooky nimbus cloud of his made the trip short. Having to leave the cloud behind on Earth was a shame. "Just when I was gettin' used to flying around on it too..." Thoughts of his weird hell cloud brought up that other thing chasing him off the planet. As silly as it sounded, some demon-thing made by whatever a Kashvar is was possessing him. And it was getting stronger. That just wouldn't do! He needed to deal with it, and quick!

So, how do you exorcise a demon? That sounded hard to do. The way Yogu saw it, he had two choices. He could go to Konats, where this whole thing started. The problem was that everything he'd heard from there recently sounded not so good. Namek had also come to mind, seeing as how he found out about all of this Monster nonsense after running into a Namekian in hell (it was a long and convoluted story). He knew absolutely nothing about Namek other than that the people there seemed kind of spiritual. That was good enough for him! Either way, he had no idea where to start. Besides, if this adventure was really about solving his problems, he would've asked his family for help.

He finds his cramped space pod under a mountain of slush and snow. It looked slightly more busted up than the last time Yogu used it. "Happy trails, Earth!" He shouts at no one, clambering in and flicking switches and punching buttons until it starts to rise out of the muddy snow and into the air. To the stars!

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Yogu blasts through space at speeds incomprehensible to the boy, bouncing around in a metal sphere. Distant stars blur past his vision, looking through the tiny porthole on the front. Stuff like this always made him sick to his stomach. The big red flashing light over the fuel gauge and this incessant beeping sound were getting really annoying, too. "Does all space travel gotta suck?" When he was at the wheel? Yes.

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A flaming space pod sails through the sky like a meteor over the Ajisa Continent. It keeps a steady pace until the very last of the emergency fuel runs out, and the orb drops like a rock! The pod skips across the ground and utterly demolishes two hovels! It cuts through another, narrowly avoiding some poor, unaware Namekian, before rolling into a lake, where it stops.

A moment later, Yogu scuttles out and sits on his spaceship like a little island. A crowd of Namekians had traced the path of destruction to the shore of the lake. The kid shouts out at them, "Take me to your leader! ...Heh. Heh heh..." No response. Tough crowd. They looked really upset with him. The roadtrip to get here was long and he was hungry,

"So do you guys have McBaos here, or...?"

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Hello I am on ur planet now :)

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