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Post by Erys "Monica" Azenor on Sept 5, 2024 17:24:50 GMT -5
Earth was starting to dote on Erys for a singular reason: Its biodiversity was matched by none — a phenomenon she experienced firsthand by immediately beelining for the sweltering heat of the Southern Tropics' luxuriant Kaiju Jungle after her escapade in the snowy vicinity of Jingle Village. While the blue planet was indeed fascinating and precious, the living things therein were not; Earthlings were fragile, scaredy things that Kárnis' serrated edge found an unsatisfying meal.
This is why she had high hopes when she heard about the mystical "Kaijus" from the eponymous jungle. These scaled beings of titanic proportions were rumored to have teeth, fangs, flaming breaths, and all other sorts of fascinating implements that'd make playing with them a real treat! One just had to get a good look at how the alkaguíria frantically zoomed from treetop to treetop with the telekinetic technique of vynero to understand just how much she had been looking forward to this hunt.
Birds and small primates alike made a ruckus as they were disturbed by the leaping redhead clad in modest wraps and rags worn under a tattered cloak that matched the ruggedness of her serrated alkálipe sword. Erys' trail was a chaotic thing leaving behind shattered tree branches and unlucky critters cleaved asunder with deft slashes. Her high-pitched, maniacal cackle echoed through acres of tropical wood.
The foreboding commotion eventually drew the attention of a large theropod kaiju. It was a gorgeous specimen with yellow scales and a spiky crest surrounding its angular head. The apex predator roared in Erys' direction, vying for control over his territory against this noisy interloper.
A terrible mistake that would cost him dearly.
Like a rope of lightning tearing through the sky, the mocha-skinned Himônus nosedived toward her first herculean challenge of the day. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!" A figurative flame of frenzy burned in the hollowness of her pallid eyes. It acted as a mirror of the utter, deliberate savagery that her frontal charge took; like a bullet, she drove through the kaiju's exposed flanks. Now contained within the warmth of the shrieking beast's entrails, she began to spin and whirl, the wicked teeth of her sword reducing all of that heavy meat around her into mince. The proud predator let loose a blood-curdling shriek of agony, its agape jaw spurting out gore in thick ropes. A few seconds later, it collapsed with a thud that made the earth tremble.
The length of Kárnis' blade bored through the dead creature's back like a flag before driving toward its nape to create a large incision from which Erys surfaced with a cackle. "So thick and viscous! I LOOOOOVE IT!" She was, of course, referring to the substance dripping from her every curves. The alkaguíria shook herself like a wet puppy, getting most of that crimson ambrosia splattered elsewhere. Then, she hopped off the carcass on which she stood like a podium and took a deep, satisfied breath.
...
The reality of the situation overwhelmed her in a moment of dreadful realization.
"Wait, is that it?" She leered above her shoulder to regard the corpse, giving it a frustrated kick before sitting down with crossed arms and pouty lips.
Boring, boring Earth creatures.
This is why she had high hopes when she heard about the mystical "Kaijus" from the eponymous jungle. These scaled beings of titanic proportions were rumored to have teeth, fangs, flaming breaths, and all other sorts of fascinating implements that'd make playing with them a real treat! One just had to get a good look at how the alkaguíria frantically zoomed from treetop to treetop with the telekinetic technique of vynero to understand just how much she had been looking forward to this hunt.
Birds and small primates alike made a ruckus as they were disturbed by the leaping redhead clad in modest wraps and rags worn under a tattered cloak that matched the ruggedness of her serrated alkálipe sword. Erys' trail was a chaotic thing leaving behind shattered tree branches and unlucky critters cleaved asunder with deft slashes. Her high-pitched, maniacal cackle echoed through acres of tropical wood.
The foreboding commotion eventually drew the attention of a large theropod kaiju. It was a gorgeous specimen with yellow scales and a spiky crest surrounding its angular head. The apex predator roared in Erys' direction, vying for control over his territory against this noisy interloper.
A terrible mistake that would cost him dearly.
Like a rope of lightning tearing through the sky, the mocha-skinned Himônus nosedived toward her first herculean challenge of the day. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!" A figurative flame of frenzy burned in the hollowness of her pallid eyes. It acted as a mirror of the utter, deliberate savagery that her frontal charge took; like a bullet, she drove through the kaiju's exposed flanks. Now contained within the warmth of the shrieking beast's entrails, she began to spin and whirl, the wicked teeth of her sword reducing all of that heavy meat around her into mince. The proud predator let loose a blood-curdling shriek of agony, its agape jaw spurting out gore in thick ropes. A few seconds later, it collapsed with a thud that made the earth tremble.
The length of Kárnis' blade bored through the dead creature's back like a flag before driving toward its nape to create a large incision from which Erys surfaced with a cackle. "So thick and viscous! I LOOOOOVE IT!" She was, of course, referring to the substance dripping from her every curves. The alkaguíria shook herself like a wet puppy, getting most of that crimson ambrosia splattered elsewhere. Then, she hopped off the carcass on which she stood like a podium and took a deep, satisfied breath.
...
The reality of the situation overwhelmed her in a moment of dreadful realization.
"Wait, is that it?" She leered above her shoulder to regard the corpse, giving it a frustrated kick before sitting down with crossed arms and pouty lips.
Boring, boring Earth creatures.
PL: 50,000 (Erys is in her Base form.)
UT used: Kárnis & Vynero
KP: 6/6 - MP: 0/6 - HP: 000/310
Traits: Bare-Knuckle Brawler [ACTIVE], Efficient Adaptation [2/2], Forerunners [BLEED|SHIELD|TAUNT], Provocation [ACTIVE], Self-Sacrifice [1/1]
Active Items [2/2]: Elite Arm Blaster [1/1], Sno Ruby [1/1]
Passive Items: Armor Lining [1/1], Dyno Capsule [1/1]
WC: 537
TWC: 537
UT used: Kárnis & Vynero
KP: 6/6 - MP: 0/6 - HP: 000/310
Traits: Bare-Knuckle Brawler [ACTIVE], Efficient Adaptation [2/2], Forerunners [BLEED|SHIELD|TAUNT], Provocation [ACTIVE], Self-Sacrifice [1/1]
Active Items [2/2]: Elite Arm Blaster [1/1], Sno Ruby [1/1]
Passive Items: Armor Lining [1/1], Dyno Capsule [1/1]
WC: 537
TWC: 537
