Post by Yogu on Mar 18, 2023 10:31:37 GMT -5
Thread PL: 45,000
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So Yogu needed to get off of Konats as quickly as possible. He had been there for five minutes, and he got robbed! Screw learning about your heritage! So the moment he reached some sign of civilization, he begged and pleaded with everyone he saw for some way off that rock. Finally, some old turd gave him one- and for free! Sure, it was rusted outside and mold-covered inside and had more than a few holes that needed some tape over them, but it'd be fine. One problem. He had no clue what the labels on the buttons meant or what the words on all the little monitors were. "Ah, well. Just gotta change the language settings..." And after tapping some keys and flipping some switches, he was suddenly in space. Space was not the language settings for the spaceship. Neither was whatever planet he was on his way to now. "Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow."
Yogu should never go with the flow. It was always a bad idea. There was no crash landing this time, so it was a noticeable improvement from the last flight. Instead, it rocked around for a while, enough to make Yogu sick, before stopping with a sudden jolt. The door to the ship slid open on its own, though stopping halfway. He ran for it, squeezing through the crappy door, excited to breathe in something other than moldy air.
At last, he was free from that metal-mold tomb and immediately he wished to be back inside. "What fresh hell have I stumbled onto today...?" This place was the definition of post-apocalyptic. If he fell into a wormhole and was now on some future version of earth, he was going to be so pissed. But, no, that wasn't the case. Something about falling into a wormhole felt too implausible. Either way, he needed to go for a walk! Just one small breather before he had to head back into that musty spaceship again.
"What a dump..."
Wandering about amidst the rubble of this city, Yogu had become quite convinced he was the only person around, maybe on the whole planet! That was a neat feeling, though it could be easily disproven if he used his damn energy sensing for once in his life! This place was crawling with all sorts of nasty things just out of sight. He shouts out,
"HELLLLLOOOOOOO!"
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