Post by Mister Steel on Sept 4, 2022 16:28:14 GMT -5
The stream started out slow, just a camera flicking on to show a little campsite in some strange wilderness. There was a ship that looked quite a bit like some sort of... seventy-year-old RV, parked on grassy ground. In front of it was a campfire, set in a circle of stones with a set of poles that held up a pot above the flames. There were a few folding chairs set up around it, and in the distance... beyond the pot... staring off the edge of the hill or cliff that the campsite was set on, was a short man holding a cup of coffee.
Since his back was to the audience, it was only possible to guess a few things about his appearance. For one, he had a mane of hair that trailed down his back to his shoulders... And those shoulders themselves were quite hairy, being open to the air thanks to the sleeveless, aqua-blue, gi-vest that the man was wearing. His pants were some bright orange, and the backs of his boots appeared to be neon pink. After a few moments of sipping on coffee, taking in the view... the man checked his phone, and turned around with a wave to the camera. He had a pair of reflective shades on his face, covering his eyes, and a well-trimmed goatee. His bangs were not nearly so long as the hair behind his head, so his mane was more of a mullet. His chest was just as hairy as his shoulders, as were the rest of his arms...
"Howdy there! Didn't see ya drop in... you folks ain't sneakin' up on me, are ya?"
The man walked around the campfire, towards the camera... Then he leaned a bit so that his face was close, but not overly commanding, of the camera's view.
"I'm just kiddin'! Howdy folks ta ma inaugural stream. I'm tha Unbreakable Mister Steel, and I'm tha real deal, here ta entertain ya like ma own guests. Now, y'all snuck up on me while I wus preparin' ta train, would ya like ta see that? If not... I ain't had breakfast yet, I could show ya how I cook sumthin' tasty out in tha middle'f nowhere, without a lotta ingredients in stock..."
With that, a poll popped up in the stream's chatbox, so that everyone watching could vote one way or the other. Breakfast, shown as an emoji of eggs and bacon... or training, shown by an emoji of a humanoid arm doing bicep curls with a little dumbell weight.
Since his back was to the audience, it was only possible to guess a few things about his appearance. For one, he had a mane of hair that trailed down his back to his shoulders... And those shoulders themselves were quite hairy, being open to the air thanks to the sleeveless, aqua-blue, gi-vest that the man was wearing. His pants were some bright orange, and the backs of his boots appeared to be neon pink. After a few moments of sipping on coffee, taking in the view... the man checked his phone, and turned around with a wave to the camera. He had a pair of reflective shades on his face, covering his eyes, and a well-trimmed goatee. His bangs were not nearly so long as the hair behind his head, so his mane was more of a mullet. His chest was just as hairy as his shoulders, as were the rest of his arms...
"Howdy there! Didn't see ya drop in... you folks ain't sneakin' up on me, are ya?"
The man walked around the campfire, towards the camera... Then he leaned a bit so that his face was close, but not overly commanding, of the camera's view.
"I'm just kiddin'! Howdy folks ta ma inaugural stream. I'm tha Unbreakable Mister Steel, and I'm tha real deal, here ta entertain ya like ma own guests. Now, y'all snuck up on me while I wus preparin' ta train, would ya like ta see that? If not... I ain't had breakfast yet, I could show ya how I cook sumthin' tasty out in tha middle'f nowhere, without a lotta ingredients in stock..."
With that, a poll popped up in the stream's chatbox, so that everyone watching could vote one way or the other. Breakfast, shown as an emoji of eggs and bacon... or training, shown by an emoji of a humanoid arm doing bicep curls with a little dumbell weight.